so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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