I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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