So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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