so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Too much gin, very little bucket
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
