it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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