yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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