Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
