I wish I could punch you in the face.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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