he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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