Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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