it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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