if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
why is half of my head shaved?
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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