i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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