what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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