he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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