I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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