He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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