Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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