what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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