I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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