what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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