Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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