You really coming over, don't trick.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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