he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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