have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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