Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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