No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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