Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I know her cup size but not her name....
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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