thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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