Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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