The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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