I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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