I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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