You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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