I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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