i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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