Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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