this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
A bitchslap is in order.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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