Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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