i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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