What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Randomize
