I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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