so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
They left me at home... I'm a liability
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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