dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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