He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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