I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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