Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
