I want to stick my p in your. b.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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