They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Randomize
