i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
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