I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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