you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
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