Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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