Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
a search helicopter?!
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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