i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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