Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
His nipple licking is glorious
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